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EMBRACING THE JOURNEY OF MODERN MOTHERHOOD
Welcome to "A Captain's Blog," where the parenting stories are as unfiltered as a teenager's social media feed. We laugh at our mishaps, learn from our mistakes, and snag expert advice to navigate the teen maze. It's the go-to spot for real talk, belly laughs, and a hefty dose of "We've got this!" in the wild ride of raising teens.
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Tarren Gilchrist
Feb 1, 2021
Friday, January 1st, 2021
Captains log Happy New Year! The crew of the SS Shit-show enjoyed a quiet evening last night much to the disappointment of the teenagers....
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Wednesday, December 16th, 2020
Captain’s log I feel it necessary to document some strange happenings aboard the ship this evening. Number 2 reported the first anomaly...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Monday, November 23rd, 2020
Captains log Relic failed cabin checks again last week. When asked why, he told me his room is canvas and he an artist. His medium of...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Monday, November 2nd, 2020
Captain’s Log Exciting few days aboard the shipwreck. Number 2 took on a DIY project. He decided he would give the laundry room a...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Saturday, October 24th, 2020
Captain’s log It’s been a while and I felt I should update everyone of the less than exciting lives of the souls aboard the S.S Shit...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Friday, September 11th, 2020
Captain's Log Enthusiasm aboard the ship could not be contain today, both crew members were back in school. Number 2 and I are so...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Wednesday, August 19th, 2020
Captain's Log Today Number 2 and I celebrate our 14th wedding anniversary. It's not always sunny and the journey doesn't always go as...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Friday, July 31st, 2020
Captain’s Log The mood aboard the ship is that of elation. Kids are going back to school. F*% yeah! The crew is actually pretty pumped to...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Sunday, July 22nd, 2020
Captain's Log The entire crew was invited away for the weekend, which was so needed. Anyone else overwhelmed, anxious and exhausted...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2020
Captain's Log The crew has been enjoying having our nephew Charlie for the week. Number 2 took him on his first camping trip, and mother...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Sunday, July 19th, 2020
Captain's Log Sunday’s are my favourite day of the week. I love the pace, slow and easy with no plan. I feel like anything accomplished...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Tuesday, July 15th, 2020
Captain’s Log I’m pleased to report that Relic has successfully passed his G1 test and now has his learners permit. His enthusiasm is...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Friday, July 10th, 2020
Captains log It’s been an exciting week abroad this shipwreck. Relic returned from his canoe trip sun kissed and tired. He came in...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Monday, July 12th 2020
Captains log Number 2 and I have found ourselves childless for a few days. Relic has embarked on his first adult free canoe trip; 60 km...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Wednesday, July 1st, 2020
Captain's log Happy Canada Day! Today was as close to perfect as it can get right now. I'm not sure if there is a planetary alignment...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Sunday, June 28th, 2020
Captain's log Summer is here and the crew is enjoying all that this gorgeous weather has to offer. Relic was voluntold on Saturday to use...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Sunday, June 21st, 2020
Captain's Log, Today we celebrate Number 2. Happy Father’s Day my Love. I am pleased to report he has raised the parenting bar yet again...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 28, 2021
Friday, June 19th , 2020
Captain's Log The crew and I have taken a trip up north to retrieve the Dutchess. I fear if I didn’t come to collect her she would never...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 15, 2021
Sunday, June 13th 2020
Captain’s Log I’m happy to report the Dutchess has transitioned into adolescence with the utmost success. Today after sleeping in until...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 14, 2021
Friday, June 12th 2020
Captain’s log Today we celebrated the Dutchess’s 13th birthday. My baby is a teen. Lucy Valerie you are the most amazing human being....
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