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EMBRACING THE JOURNEY OF MODERN MOTHERHOOD
Welcome to "A Captain's Blog," where the parenting stories are as unfiltered as a teenager's social media feed. We laugh at our mishaps, learn from our mistakes, and snag expert advice to navigate the teen maze. It's the go-to spot for real talk, belly laughs, and a hefty dose of "We've got this!" in the wild ride of raising teens.
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 7, 2022
Applications and Cancellations
The house is in its 4th day of isolation. Fuses are short and boredom is at an all-time high.
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jan 4, 2022
Starting 2022 off with a bang!
Let the Hunger Games begin. This crew is starting 2022 off with injuries, covid and a good old fashion family lockdown.
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Tarren Gilchrist
Jun 10, 2021
Failed Family Adventure
Sunday Canoe trip down the Beaver River was met with a sour attitude from the crew.
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Tarren Gilchrist
May 31, 2021
Tuesday, May 31st, 2021
Captain’s log While reflecting on this past week, I wanted to just say how grateful for my crew despite the continued lockdown. Every day...
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Tarren Gilchrist
May 26, 2021
Wednesday, May 26th, 2021
Captain’s Log Nothing major to report about the long weekend. The most excitement seemed to happen on the local FaceBook citizen forum....
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Tarren Gilchrist
May 20, 2021
Tuesday, May 20th, 2021
Captain’s log The weather over the past week has been absolutely spectacular, similarly to the attitude aboard the ship. Moods were so...
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Tarren Gilchrist
May 10, 2021
Monday, May 10th, 2021
Mother's Day 2021 aboard the S.S Shit Show.
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Tarren Gilchrist
Apr 29, 2021
Thursday, April 29th, 2021
Captain’s log The last week has been a tricky one for me. The crew are all back to school with online learning and Number 2 is back to...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Apr 20, 2021
Monday, April 19th, 2021
Captain’s Log Tension was high aboard the S.S Shit Show this weekend, the crew and the shipwreck were all suffering from a bad case of...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Apr 15, 2021
Thursday, April 15th, 2021
Captain’s Log It was a very quiet day aboard the ship today, all crew members were definitely burnt out as this week has been extremely...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Apr 14, 2021
Tuesday, April 13th, 2021
Captain’s Log The Shipwreck received some pretty hard news yesterday. A transmission from the school board was sent that no parent ever...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Apr 5, 2021
Monday, April 5th, 2021
Captain’s Log I’m happy to report that the crew enjoyed a successful long weekend and are all feeling rested, recharged and ready to take...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Mar 14, 2021
Sunday, March 14th, 2021
A year in review. Captain’s Log 14 days to flatten the curve, 365 days later. March 14th, 2020 was the first day of our pandemic voyage...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Feb 4, 2021
Monday, February 3rd, 2021
Captain's Log I am pleased to report that I got the last bowl of chocolate ice-cream last night before Relic came through on his nightly...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Feb 1, 2021
Sunday, January 24th, 2021
Captain's s log It was my turn to grocery shop , which has now become the most exciting (and stressful) part of my week. Why do some find...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Feb 1, 2021
Saturday, January 16th, 2021
Captain's Log The crew enjoyed this beautiful Saturday soaking up some vitamin D in the backyard. The Dutchess was definitely in need of...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Feb 1, 2021
Thursday, January 14th, 2021
Captain's log Feeling rather accomplished today Washed the sheets in the captain’s cabin and put them back on the bed before 10pm....
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Tarren Gilchrist
Feb 1, 2021
Tuesday, January 12th, 2021
Captain’s Log Well shit. That escalated quickly. Not that I’m overly surprised, but disappointed none the less. The crew took the new...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Feb 1, 2021
Friday, January 8th, 2021
Captain’s Log The day didn't start great, moral aboard the ship was low. The entire crew is definitely feeling the effects of this second...
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Tarren Gilchrist
Feb 1, 2021
Monday, January 4th, 2021
Captain’s Log The crew enjoyed another fun filled day aboard the ship (or so I was told. ) Today marked the start of Number 2’s...
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