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Friday, January 1st, 2021

Writer's picture: Tarren GilchristTarren Gilchrist

Captains log


Happy New Year!


The crew of the SS Shit-show enjoyed a quiet evening last night much to the disappointment of the teenagers. Lockdown is a definite buzz kill for a teenage social life. Grievances we're logged, however zero cares were given from senior officers.


Everyone woke up this morning well rested and hopeful for the new year ahead. Hopefully, we won't find ourselves too unprepared for whatever 2021 has to offer.


The Dutchess has decided that because it's a new year and a new lockdown, she's dedicating even more time to her studies. I'm proud to report she's moved on from general surgery and has shifted her focus to criminal profiling. She's currently 4 seasons into Criminal Minds and is gaining momentum. The hours she spends in her cabin is incredible.


Number 2 purchased himself some new tactical training simulations. He's be dedicating some serious time into it and in the event of the zombie apocalypse I'm confident he will be fully prepared.


I did have to remind him that as much as he and Relic want a PS5 this vessel has been denied said upgrade.


However I did not tell Relic this news, he's still under the impression a decision has yet to be made. And As long as he has hope I will say yes, his compliance remains exemplary.


I wish everyone a happy new year.



 
 
 

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