Captain's Log
The award for the most shit tickets goes to Relic this week.
His commitment to the crew and his role abord this fine vessel has been exemplary. He continues to be the top user of glassware, as well as the highest producer of laundry. But the biggest goal achieved this week was the varial kickflip. After brutalizing his ankles and burning through yet another pair of Vans, he conquered this trick. Proud Captain.
Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend despite the close quarters.
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