Captain’s Log
I’m happy to report the Dutchess has transitioned into adolescence with the utmost success.
Today after sleeping in until well after the rest of the crew, she emerged from her cabin scowling and breathing fire.
Number 2 was close to losing his life today as he asked her to cut the lawn. If looks could kill, he’d be dead. Good news is he’s a seasoned veteran at dealing with teenage angst and the lawn was cut.

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